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What is the best time of day to use a bug zapper?
A question as old as time, when is the perfect time to initiate electric bug zapper usage?Once you own one of our incredibly destructive and sensationally fun hand held bug zapper rackets, you may be asking yourself this very question - just as mankind has for many generations...so is their a time of day that could be considered ideal, or at least most favorable for hilarious bug elimination? Let’s take a minute to examine the possibilities.
Early Morning Bug Zapping
You have just rolled out of bed, yet that pot of coffee is not the only thing brewing. An inner hatred of insects is boiling to the surface, you want to start your day with a bang, and have decided that aggressive bug zapper racket usage is a great way to get your juices flowing. Good plan. Many people choose to obliterate a couple houseflies or a spider first thing in the morning, and it’s also a fairly solid way to ensure you day gets off to a productive start.
Mid Afternoon Bug Zapping
That Chinese food you just had for lunch is not agreeing with you, there is an embarrassingly large coffee stain on your slacks, and the boss just doubled your workload for the rest of the day. To top it all off, an errant bug has now made its way into your cubicle and is attempting to test your mettle. In this situation, a mid afternoon bug massacre is clearly in order, and scenarios like this one are a perfect example as to why you should always keep a spare portable bug zapper at the office, and why we always recommend a fatal five pack multiple bug zapper purchase. Regardless of your line of work, brutally electrifying bugs in the middle of the day is a great stress reliever and we highly recommended this practice.
Late Night Bug Killing
Your workday is over, the mosquitoes are starting to swarm, and your bug zapper power button trigger finger is itching to put in some work. No doubt about it, it’s killing time. Most of our bug zapper owners do the majority of their recreational bug elimination activities in the evening, and this statistical observation makes perfect sense, since generally speaking, disgusting insects are most active during the latter part of the day. Turn on our bug zapper light and have at em'!
In summary, it is not so important when you choose to zap bugs dead, just so long as you do zap bugs dead (on a regular basis). Is there anything wrong with killing insects at any given particular time of day? No - you pick the time, and then gleefully commit the human on insect crime!
We recommend most people try their very best to achieve an insect body count of at least a dozen dead per day, although a lot of our zapper owners will personally target a much higher bug kill count. Every time of day is the best time of day to use a bug zapper once you grant yourself a permanent hall pass for the guilty pleasure a demonstrably powerful hand held bug zapper provides.
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