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Mosquito Control Methods
Which mosquito control method is the best? What methodology is superior when it comes to controlling the swarming, despicable, disease riddled, bite happy little bloodsucker known as the common mosquito? It’s an elegant question with varied solutions. Let’s examine some of the reasons why mosquitoes need to be controlled, and analyze the potential solutions for this demonstrable problem pest.
So, why use advanced methodology to control the mosquito, can we not just let them live?
In short, no we can not let them live, are you out of your freaking mind? Mosquitoes kill more people than anything! That’s not a lie, if you think the rouge alligator; the angry hippo, the venomous snake or the rampaging elephant is the worlds deadliest animal, you are dead wrong. It’s the mosquito. Although it’s worth noting we don’t like to dignify our sworn winged enemy with the distinction of calling it an animal, the mosquito truly does kill more human beings than any other creature. Mosquitoes gleefully carry a laundry list of legendarily fatal diseases including, but not limited to, eastern equine encephalitis, western equine encephalitis, the west Nile virus, malaria, and yellow fever. Mosquitoes are not only small and annoying, they are also absolutely life threatening. Every single time you allow yourself to be bitten by a mosquito; you are literally playing a dangerous game of tropical disease Russian roulette. Make no mistake about it, whenever an errant mosquito sinks its selfish thirsty snout into your flesh, you are losing control of your future livelihood, because that mosquito has now taken control, and you are at its beady eyed mercy!
Okay, so we all agree these vermin need to be permanently vanquished once and for all, right? Let’s take a look at some mosquito control methods, for better or worse.
Mosquito Control Method #1 – The Do Nothing MethodThis highly ineffective method involves simply allowing yourself to be repeatedly bitten by any or all mosquitoes that happen to be lucky enough to stumble upon that stupid lazy hunk of meat that you call a body. Unless you are already dead, we don’t recommend this method.
Mosquito Control Method #2 – Toxic Sprays, Traps and Outdated Technologies These methods are fine as long as you are amendable to living your life stuck in the past, hopelessly clinging to the outdated passive control tactics of yesteryear. One of the most significant detriments to utilizing these older technologies is the simple fact that mosquitoes are already very familiar with these generic products, and the mosquito population has had generation upon generation to breed vast evasive knowledge of these methods deep into its bloodthirsty gene pool. Any honest review of the type of mosquito killing fodder that overwhelms chain store shelves would undoubtedly arrive at the conclusion that such control methods are nothing more than a commercial illusion.
Mosquito Control Method # 3 – Mosquito Zapper RacketsNow you are talking turkey. Super large bug zapper rackets allow you to take a violent and admirably offensive stand against the notoriously diseased mosquito population. No more waiting for mosquitoes to fly into a trap, no more poisoning the environment with chemical sprays, just pure unadulterated mosquito killing rage.
LINKS FOR NATIONAL MOSQUITO CONTROL ASSOCIATIONS AND RESOURCES BY STATE
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