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Is killing insects wrong?
Not to be cliché, but if killing insects is wrong, we don’t want to be right! The unarguable fact is that insects are disgusting pests that simply make you want to vomit, and frankly, they most certainly do deserve to be killed, preferably in the most savage of fashions, via lethal zap from one of our phenomenal bug zapper rackets!
If you need to justify the killing of insects, you need only take a good look at their abhorrent behavior. They fly in your face, disrupt your backyard activities, bite you, and defecate all over your belongings. They clearly deserve to die, and that's an insect fact. They are horror shows with wings and little creepy legs; the most evil of critters, a tried and true little buzzing black stain on mans existence, and woman’s existence for that matter.
If killing insects is not wrong, then such behavior is fully justified?Let's put it this way, to kill an insect is actually one of the most pure activities you can possibly engage in. Insect murder is real, earthy, organic fun that dates back to the dawn of time. Can you even fathom the possibility of a caveman allowing a huge prehistoric insect to invade and disgrace his living quarters, without him even putting up a fight? Of course not, that would be ridiculous, that’s just silly talk and it makes not an iota of sense. Humans have always killed insects, and will continue to kill them for as long as the dark multi legged masses of insect-kind continue to threaten our life, our liberty, and our pursuit of happiness. For more information on the patriotism associated with insect killing, please visit our FAQ page.
If you are having any reservations whatsoever about using our bug zapping rackets to punish the local insect population, we highly recommend you grow a set and start killing. Then again, if running scared is your cup of tea you could always skip our $20 dollar insect zapper racket and simply invest many thousands of dollars in a screen porch instead. Might as well make it a pink porch while you are at it.
In summary, killing insects is not wrong - its oh so right! So turn on your bug zapper light and explode some ladybugs tonight!
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