Bug Zapper Etiquette
Its often all too easy to get caught up in the contagious fun and relentless bug killing enjoyment provided by the Super Large Bug Zapper and lose sight of the fact that not everyone is necessarily as fortunate as you are. Many citizens, living under equivalent threat of insect attack, are woefully unequipped to combat the dangers that face them every day. With that thought in mind, let’s take a minute to review some Super Large Bug Zapper etiquette – as to ensure we are all being good neighbors out thereDon’t Rub It In.
If you have invited some friends or family over for a summer barbecue – it’s only appropriate that you break out your bug zapper and show no mercy to each and every insect that dares encroach on your famous slow smoked beef brisket – but just do your due diligence to dominate the invading bug population and then nonchalantly continue cooking. There is no reason to gloat over each and every kill and rub your superior insect zapping weaponry into the neighbor’s faces.
Spread the Wealth.
Don’t arbitrarily limit your bug zapping activities to your own home and property. Make it a point to stop by the Johnson’s house and dominantly bug zap stinkbugs straight to hell. Swing by the local park and eviscerate a few wasps. Pop by the local dirty Chinese restaurant and try to chase down one of the abnormally large roaches scurrying across the counter.
Crush the haters.
While its good policy to use your bug zapper racket for the overall benefit of everyone within your life circle, don’t take any flack from haters. Some people only have fly swatters…so just remember – haters gonna hate. It’s hard to understand why anyone would zapper hate, when it would be much more appropriate for them to simply congratulate – but unfortunately it does happen. Show no mercy to anyone trying to diminish your right to Super Large Bug Zapper Racket ownership.
So there you have it – the basic tenants of bug zapper etiquette. Behave yourselves this insect season and let the insect carnage ensue.
