Bug zapper portability – our rackets ultimate benefit!
It’s easy to get caught up in all the awesome bug murdering functionality of our destructive insect zapper rackets and lose sight of which feature is truly the most significant. Sure our zappers are massive, yellow, merciless, and built with absolute bug obliteration in mind, but above all else, they are portable – and that’s no small matter.The ability to bring the fight to your enemy is universal attribute that all great war machines exhibit. Think of the United States Armed Forces – why is the U.S. so revered for its military might? Think about it - It’s not for our defensive capabilities at all, but rather for our offensive capabilities – for our unique and unmatched ability to flex our military muscle whenever and wherever in the world it is required. Now some may argue we have been flexing a bit too much as of late, but that is a different matter. The point that we are trying to get across is that the United States armed forces are uniquely feared because our military is uniquely portable and along with that portability comes an element of danger, and thus, inherent respect.
And when it comes to the war against insect jihad, our portable bug zappers are equally feared throughout the totality of the international bug community. Bear that undeniable fact in mind when you choose to align yourself with any given model of bug zapper.
By putting up an immobile tree hanging bug zapper in your backyard you are doing little more than emboldening your insect enemy, because every bug on the block knows dam well that bug zapper is not going anywhere. Where is the threat, where is the portability? Nowhere – that’s where. One thing insects have no shortage of is beady little eyes and if you think you are dissuading them from launching a pending swarm attack by positioning a stationary bug zapper on your property you are sorely mistaken.
A portable bug zapper is a military grade weapon.
Vince Lombardi once said “the best defense is a good offense”, and that statement rings never more truly then when it comes to fighting the common bug. With a bug zapping instrument that’s portable by your side – you can stop wallowing in your backyard hoping for an insect to stupidly fly into your zapper, and instead venture out into enemy territory and cut the head off of the beast. Use our portable bug zapper LED light to venture deep into the forest to embark on a covert zapping attack – and kill the bugs before they have a chance to attack you! Strike fear into the entire mosquito population by a single sneak attack along a darkened riverbed. Terrorize the entire horse fly population with a brazen daytime attack in an isolated pasture. Plot, plan, and execute – and you will soon find the bug population dropping like a rock.By fully understanding and harness the awesome power of our bug zapper rackets portability, you will one step closer to mastering this insidious killing machine that we so proudly distribute.
