The giant Japanese hornet, what a piece of shit!
Is their any other hornet (or insect in general) more deserving of bug zapper justice? Let’s learn a little about this foul beast and make a determination as to how badly it deserves to die. For starters it has a bright orange head, okay, that’s enough information right there, lets kill it. Wait; perhaps we are not giving this worthless insect its rightful day in court.The Japanese giant hornet has particularly toxic venom.
This venom is comprised of several distinctly dangerous chemicals, and since the hornet is, as its name would suggest, giant sized, the sheer volume of venom it can inject with a single sting is staggering, not to mention that the enzymes in the hornet’s venom are potent enough to dissolve human skin. Sounds like a lovely little creature, does it not? Wait, it gets better. The Japanese giant hornet actually preys on other hornets. That’s right; this is a bee so repugnant it actually kills other bees as its main source of sustenance. While in the midst of an attack, a single Japanese giant hornet can take out up to fifty bees per minute, and in additional to its formidable venom; it also reserves the right to use its chillingly huge mandibles to lop the heads off of its equally detestable victims.While notable mention should go to the wolf spider and the daddy long legs, we are relatively confident that most of our bug zapper owners would find the Japanese giant hornet to be the one insect they most desire to fatally electrocute. Unfortunately the Japanese Giant Hornet is not native to the United States, so for most bug zapper owners, this elusive yet temptingly zap-able critter will have to be relegated to a bug kill wish list for the time being. If we can ever get our hands on one, we will make sure to sizzle it beyond recognition, stomp its dead carcass into the cement, and post the video for the entire world to see (and rejoice).
