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Does National Geographic own a bug zapper?

Posted On: Tuesday, August 31, 2010

National Geographic likes bugs a little bit too much, don't they?

I mean, we certainly understand National Geographic does some worthwhile work; tigers certainly don’t film themselves eating gazelles, now do they? It certainly goes without saying that the lion’s share of National Geographic's work is very commendable, as it generally involves worthwhile footage of deservedly noteworthy mammals, amphibians and reptiles from across the globe. Is their anything more delightful and relaxing than watching a rare poisonous frog gleefully soar through the air in slow motion? Is their any greater piece of viewing material in existence than a mountainside bearded goat death match? Is their any physical action a human can engage in more substantially worthwhile than sitting on a couch all afternoon watching ducks swim? We think not.

However, with that being said, our opinion of the nature loving organization goes from admiration to infuriation when their passive and soft handed treatment of insects comes into play. How can anyone film something as deplorable as what has been captured in this video segment and not succumb to the overwhelming urge to kill at will?

Why does National Geographic let these bugs live?

This disturbing footage contains visual evidence of not just one, but two bugs that both clearly deserved to die, caught on film by National Geographic, but allowed to live. Why did the filming continue? Why were these bugs not murdered? In the interest of unrealistic observations, we have come to the conclusion that perhaps the good folks at Nat Geo simply don’t own a bug zapper, and therefore we would like to humbly offer a free portable electric bug zapper racket to anyone working for the company that would be so kind as to accept our gracious gift, so long as they pledge to use our product to engage in a worldwide bug slaughter of apocalyptic proportions, and, of course, permanently pledge to never again lackadaisically film something as horrific as what we have just witnessed without concluding said filming with an on camera bug zapping of never before seen proportions.


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