Buy Bug Zappers

It's time for the insect disrespect to end, it's time for the swarming to stop, and yes, it's time for you to step up to the plate and unleash an epic can of whoop ass on the totality of the annoying bug population dwelling in and around your home. Let's face it, It's time to make an epic purchase and buy a electric bug zapper. Here is a fun game - try to tally up all the times you have been bitten, bothered or stung by a bothersome bug and estimate a raw aggregate number as to how many insects have taken advantage of you over  your lifetime...

Now, it's not that we are not saying we believe in an eye for an eye, because that's not true. We actually believe in two eyes for an eye, so multiply that number by two and that is how many bugs you are expected to kill with our explosively fun bug zapper once you buy one.

Are you asking yourself, does buying a bug zapper mean I am delivering justice?

Yes, it certainly does, now start doling it out already!