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Are bug zappers dangerous?
If you think bug zapper's are seriously dangerous, you are dead wrong (and likely covered in bugs)When referencing bug zapper danger as a whole, we can not speak for those archaic tree hanging monstrosities, but as far as our modern racket style hand held bug zapper units are concerned – they are safe as safe can be. Our zappers have super sturdy protective grids on both sides of where the electrically charged center mesh sits, plus, they are high voltage, but low amperage – so they are deadly to insects but pose no real danger to humans. Now, this is not to say that if you intentionally stick your finger through the protective grids and intentionally touch the electrically charged center mesh or the exposed KORNER KILLER unit they will not give you a very painful zap, but our bug zappers will provide you with countless hours of safe electronic bug zapping enjoyment just so long as you adhere to one time tested safety principal – don't stick your finger in there you idiot!
Note: our bug zappers are professional grade insect killing machines, and are not toys, they are intended for adult usage only.
Now, that we have cleared up the fact that our bug zapper rackets are safe and, not to mention, very awesome and fun to use...
let’s talk about what is dangerous:NOT owning one of our bug zappers is very dangerous indeed. Letting filthy disease ridden bugs swarm all over your home, your food, your face and your sense of self respect is highly risky to say the least, and trust us when we tell you that the truth about houseflies is very, very disturbing.
Using nasty toxic bug spray is bad for the environment, bad for you pets and/or children, and frankly, a pretty brazen indicator that you have not adapted well to new technologies and are living behind the times. We think it goes without saying that the inability to accept fantastic new revolutionary technology is a very dangerous personality trait.
Using a regular old non-electrified bug swatter is dangerous as well, dangerously stupid. Simply smashing an insect on your wall is akin to setting off a little disease bomb. Luckily, our electric racket style bug zappers will allow you to cleanly and neatly execute any offending insect easy breezy. Just check the bug zapper reviews if you need any more evidence as to the epic nature of our product.
So there you have it:
As long as our our electric bug zappers are used properly, our bug zapper racket is not dangerous at all - to sum it up with a handy math equation:
Our bug zappers = safe and legendarily effective product
Anything else = dangerous and potentially epic fail
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